Mel
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Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 65
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1 line Women Jokes......
Funny 1 Line Women Jokes……
How many men does it take to open a beer? None, It should be opened when she brings it.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course, he'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told
I just married a Miss Right. Problem is I didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested!
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