> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
> She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED
AMERICAN."
> She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY
>APPRECIATIVE."
> She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
> She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
> She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
> She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
> She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
> She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
> She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
> She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
> He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
> He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
> He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
> He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
> He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL
DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
> He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."
> He does not act like a "TOTAL arse" - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
> He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP
CHALLENGED."
> He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
> It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's
"REAR CLEAVAGE