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Very Cool Partyt!
This Is Pretty Funny!LMAO Everyone Should Write The Letter, And Come Back Here And Post It!LOL {p.s., didn't mean to call your wife that partyt,LOL}
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Partyt's Office party. It was Ghost30 who spiked the punch with too much Tom Collins. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Banana.
I thought it was funny when I put Ghost30's shirt on my head and danced the electric slide on the reclining sofa while singing `ice ice baby'. I didn't mean to break Partyt's computer and don't know why Partyt would accuse me of jaywalking.
I don't remember calling partyt's wife a juicy cow---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on sexynlace's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my ferrari through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a tiny goat and have me arrested for robbery!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all juicy and greasy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this hot stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and go yours,
dmoney644 (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 7 bucks!
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