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A Blonde's Year in Review:A Blonde's Year in Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... Power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions ...8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my convertible in rain storm.....car
swamped because top was open !!!
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... Instructions said 1
hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven"
button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!! NEXT YEAR'S GOT TO BE BETTER
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